Anatomy

Well, Cannon is at that age. After being potty trained, he needed to know the proper terms for his anatomy and consequently the female anatomy. We gave him the "Penis vs. Vagina/Boys vs. Girls" talk. Which of course, has provided some FABULOUS comedic material!

Scenario #1 (Yesterday): We were at Braums (a local fast food hamburger place) when Cannon had to use the potty. Ryan took him, and after Cannon was done, Ryan took his turn. Cannon kept asking him, "Where's your penis, Dad? Where's your penis, Dad?" When Ryan finally unzipped to use the restroom, Cannon loudly exclaimed: "That's a really BIG penis!" I'm sure Ryan will be sharing that story for years to come!

Scenario #2 (Today): As we were getting Cannon ready for bed, I had asked him about the anatomy once again, not sure if he remembered the female anatomy (With the fear that he would use the same term, penis, if he saw me on the potty!...in public!!!)
Me: Cannon, boys have a....
Cannon: Penis!
Me: Girls have a ...
Cannon: (Pause for thought) Starfish!!!

We could not stop laughing! I have NO idea where he got that, or where he gets most of his material. The amount of laughter he creates makes up for the chaos!.... most of the time!