I have been thinking about stages of life. For the first 20 years, its called selfish. Really, you don't have to worry about anyone elses needs but your own. Currently, I've stollen two phrases I hear frequently from Cannon as titles for this stage of life we're in.
"I Toot On You!"
and
"I'm talking at you Mom!"
You can guess the meaning behind the first. During our sweet cuddling sessions, Cannon will without fail let a loud one fly and proclaim "I toot on you!" This is a great description of the constant yuck I have to deal with. Diapers. Messes. Crumbs. Toys. Sticky faces and fingers. No matter how much I pick up, tidy, scrub and clean, I am surrounded by yuck! Hence, the title "I toot on you".
The next, "I'm talking at you Mom!" is what Cannon says when I am distracted with my many obligations while he is rambling about some toy or movie or a demand for some more sweets. I find his unintended mix-up using the phrase "I'm talking to you!", in actuality more accurately depicts what is going on. My kids talk AT me! Rarely do we have a give and take conversation. Brenna, now 7, is of course growing out of both the "I toot on you" and "I'm talking AT you" stages. She has given me a light at the end of the tunnel. However, I'm afraid that next stage will be "Tears over everything".
What stage are you in?